- "And for today's forecast, I'll make it rain. A LOT. That's right, stupid old truck driver, I'M MAKING IT RAIN! And now for the weather, in your neck of the woods."
- ―Al Roker on a rainy day.
Al Roker is a big, scary man. He controls the weather, and if you don't behave, he'll sic it on you! So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout or you'll be screaming in fear.